Williams-Sonoma moves into the sex toy market:

12:20 < mdxi> i really want to write a subversive review for the tenderizer plug
12:21 < mdxi> see if it makes it onto teh site
12:37 < mdxi> how's this?
12:37 < mdxi> Specialized tools of this sort are so hard to come by in mainstream stores, and boutiques are notoriously overpriced, so I was thrilled to find this excellent specimen in my local W-S.
12:37 < mdxi> The polished haft is cool, refreshing, and thick enough for comfort, while the tapered base provides a secure grip - always important! As you'd expect, it's heavy, so extended use can become tiring, but if you're after this bad boy then you're a pro who can take it, right?
12:37 < mdxi> Pick one up and you'll be pounding away in no time!

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