11:35 < mdxi> i advise no one to click this link, ever. it is extremely NWS and NMS. it is dudes cutting off their own junk with kitchen knives and hatchets.
11:35 < mdxi> http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=12689
11:35 < mdxi> i'm not even kidding. just stow this away for the next time someone is grossed out by goatse or tubgirl.

Disclaimer : I haven't looked at it. Nor do I intend to.