The last time I did any work on this thing was in December. Since I'd rather move on to bigger and badder (read : worse) noise, i figured it's time to stick a fork in it and move on with my life.

Seemed the right thing to do after bda informed me that Nails (who've done nothing of awesome in years) have gone to prog. Which is a lot like going to plaid, in that it's a cute special effect and a horrible, horrible joke told by somebody in shiny pants.

Maybe Trent will follow in the steps of Fear Factory - release a techno-industrial remix thing after the Concept Album, then transition into a shitty "nu-metl" (or whatever the fuck) band, ditch the core audience and proceed to wander around aimlessly with an ever-growing list of ex-keyboardists.

I doubt it, but I've got a lot of bile (Tool's gone to shit, Nails isn't industrial anymore, Fear Factory and KMFDM haven't done anything listenable or noteworthy ["continuing to suck like a hoover" isn't noteworthy], and thank Gid the most recent FLA album is listenable, etc, etc), and no actual musical ability. So.

01. Club Dance Beat 013.5 : Staticy beats-and-clank. The beats are completely canned; the clank and static are not.

02. Godflush (Monogastric) : Remix. Excised some of the shittier high end bits that were driving me nuts.

03. Pisspower (Boned Mix) : Grindier remix of PISSPOWER.

04. Stress Fracture : The manditory semi-ambient noise track.

05. The Digital Vats Of Urine : Heavily distorted piss. Plus beats. There's a single beat right after the fadeout - rather than go through all the fucking hassle of trimming it (and recompressing it, and retagging it, and reuploading it, and resyncing the ipod), I'm hereby calling the shortest motherfucking bonus track, ever. Yes.

Onward and upward - though probably not until I'm back on antidepressants, considering I haven't done fuckall with PPAC since I pissed out the last of the happy pills.

The mp3s are in the usual place.