08:04 <@ejp> fagbot: doot the various and sundry tits in Angel
08:04 <+fagbot> Repent and trade, cheapsters, or God will arrive in a cab to kick some ASS!
08:04 <@solios> god's in an alcove, not a cab.
08:05 <@ejp> yeah, it's *jerbus* who's the cabbie.
08:05 <@solios> :o
08:05 <@solios> fagbot: jerbus is also The Cabbie Of Gid
08:05 <+fagbot> okay, solios.
08:06 <@ejp> he drives the Yellow Chariot of The Almighty.
08:06 <@ejp> which has an IHOP ad on top.
08:06 <@solios> XD
08:07 <@solios> ejp++
08:10 <@ejp> (we're both going to hell)
08:11 <@solios> hell++
08:11 <@solios> fagbot: hell?
08:11 <+fagbot> L'enfer, c'est les autres.
08:11 <@ejp> with any luck we'll get sent to the Eternal Topless Bar.
08:12 <@solios> there to suffer the Eternal Friction Burn.
08:13 <@ejp> no, they have happy endings in hell.
08:13 <@solios> :o
08:13 <@solios> oh yeah, chastity is the heaven thing.
08:13 <@solios> explains why all the christians look constipated.
08:14 <@ejp> fuckin' prudes.