09:49 <@bda> john: I don't know if I'll be able to make it. I'm pretty sick. :\
09:50 < solios> you're always sick.
09:50 < solios> you need more midichlorians.
09:54 <@ejp> bda: seriously. you need...something.
09:54 < solios> maybe he has aids.
09:54 <@ejp> weakass constitution.
09:54 < solios> CON 3
09:54 < drusilla> it's the freckles
09:54 <@ejp> solios: you forget the -
09:54 <@bda> :\
09:54 < drusilla> each freckles weakens the consitution by 0.03%
09:55 <@ejp> but they're so *cute*
09:55 <@bda> >_>
09:55 * drusilla has a few scattered freckles, and the CON to match
09:55 <@ejp> except on bda. where they just look like a pox.
09:55 < drusilla> see? SEE! i'm right.
09:55 < solios> one of his 2d6+1 pox.
09:55 <@ejp> poxii?
09:55 < mdxi> NO
09:55 <@ejp> poxses?
09:56 < solios> poxix
09:56 <@ejp> Poxix Linux.
09:56 < solios> Poxux
09:56 < drusilla> see? SEE! i'm right.