19:47 < mdxi> "I called EB Games to see if they had the new HOMM...and the helpful attendant informed me that they had (get this!) "pre-sold out." Pre-sold out. Sold out in the past? Sold out before it came in? What the fuck kind of statement is this? It's the sort of nonsense language you wash down with a dose of oily Victory Gin."
19:47 < mdxi> tycho++
19:48 <@ejp> PA is a mass of ISEs for me.
19:48 < esch> mdxi: I tried to get theater tickets a few weeks ago and the same thing happened.
19:48 < esch> Teller: They're all sold out.
19:49 < esch> me: THEY DON'T GO ON SALE FOR TEN MINUTES.
19:49 < esch> teller: we sold out already.
19:49 < solios> \o/
19:49 < esch> me: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
19:49 < mdxi> that was probably some sort of fan-club presale or something
19:49 < solios> dongs, apparently.
19:50 < esch> mdxi: Dude.
19:50 < mdxi> the local decent rock station does that with the concerts they sponsor
19:50 < esch> This is like, fifty five shows.
19:50 < esch> at least 500 seats a show.
19:50 < esch> Some of these are on monday afternoons.
19:50 < solios> asswholes.
19:50 < esch> It's _retarded_.
19:50 < solios> (oppose asshalves)
19:50 < esch> Which reminds me.
19:50 < mdxi> okay, okay
19:50 < esch> You see this new shit that ticketmaster is trying to pull?
19:52 < mdxi> i haven't had anything to do with TicketBastard since, like, 1997
19:52 < solios> ticketmaster is asswholes.
19:52 < esch> with the auctions?
19:52 < solios> O_o
19:52 < esch> No.
19:52 < esch> Ticketmaster is a ship of ass-ramming homopirates on a tour to gayland.
19:53 < esch> [link]
19:53 < esch> Motherfuckers.
19:55 < solios> suk
19:55 < esch> No.
19:55 < esch> That's more than suck.
19:55 < esch> That's "motherfuckers."