I don't like ravers. And in 1997, you couldn't swing a dead cat without hitting half a dozen of them. They burned themselves out around 2001 or so, and there was much rejoicing. I definitely don't miss the e-tards.... I'm sure they're still hanging around the Art Institute - along with the rest of the 31 flavors of Hot Topic Hipsters.

More about Corleones and Fu Lai in future strips.