I can't imagine Skyy/Vladimir-laced Maxwell House (or Beehive-branded coffee, which is more than likely what Whitehouse is drinking) being any worse than Pepsi Kona (can swiped from here). The closest thing I can find to a review of that swill is a google cache that covers the 20oz. Fortunately the time period for Kona is 1994, so this bit of corpse-kicking is as close as many of you will ever get to it.*

I've had some damned shitty coffee in my time - Pepsi Kona is right near the top - but never anything cut with booze. Fortunately. I'm on post-hangover coffee as of this writing, and I think I'll blame the Liefeldesque "anatomy" in the third panel on that as opposed to lack of reference or being too lazy or impatient to do sketchwork.

The poster on the fridge is Cronenberg's Naked Lunch, with Robocop taped over the typewriter. I'm assuming Curtis is responsile for the "collage" - it seems like the sort of thing he'd do.

Supplemental : rjbs has had some experience with Pepsi Kona.

* If you're one of The Few who actually liked the stuff, drop xeno a line. I'm sure he'll be happy to know he's not alone.